Episode 17 | Custom Dolls and Incorrect Use of Nappy Cream | Ironing Out The Kinks Podcast
🔥 Sex Dolls, Spitting, and a Foreskin Catastrophe 🔥
Welcome back to another episode of Ironing Out the Kinks! This week, we’re diving headfirst into custom sex dolls, mouth spitting, long-distance kink, and a guy who got caught mid-blowjob by his secret lover’s wife. 😳 Buckle up, because this one’s WILD.
🤖 Custom Sex Dolls: The Rabbit Hole We Weren’t Ready For
Luke went deep (too deep) into the world of customizable sex dolls, and what he found was nothing short of mind-blowing.
🔹 You can design EVERYTHING. Want elf ears? A hyper-realistic mouth? A detachable vagina? A removable head? It’s all possible. 🔹 There’s a standing option. So your doll can literally be waiting for you when you get home. (Creepy or sexy? You decide.) 🔹 You can even choose a moaning system, a breathing function, and an actual sucking blowjob feature. 🔹 And for the ladies… the male dolls are SOLD OUT. Because apparently, women are out here getting their fantasy men custom-made. 🤯
Would you buy one? Have you ALREADY bought one? Tell us everything.
💦 Mouth Spitting: Why Is It So Damn Hot?
Some people think spitting in someone’s mouth is gross. We think they’re missing out.
🔹 It’s dominant AF. There’s a reason doms love it and subs crave it. 🔹 It’s the ultimate naughty act. Something about that transfer of bodily fluids just hits different. 🔹 It’s weirdly intimate. Like kissing, but filthier. 🔹 If it’s done right (a slow dribble vs. a full-on gob)… game over.
Do you love it? Hate it? Or have you had someone unexpectedly hock a loogie into your mouth mid-shag? (Because we need to hear about it.)
📞 Long-Distance Kink: How to Keep It Hot When You’re Miles Apart
A listener wrote in asking how to keep the sex alive while being away from their partner for months at a time. Our suggestions?
🔥 Remote-Controlled Toys – Internal vibrators, underwear with built-in vibes, and cock rings that sync to an app. 🔥 Filthy Voice Notes & Videos – Nothing like a surprise orgasm audio in your inbox. 🔥 Live Phone Commands – Call your partner and tell them exactly how to touch themselves. 🔥 Clone-a-Cock Kits – Yes, you can literally clone your dick. Or your partner’s pussy. The technology is here.
No more boring phone sex, people. Step it up.
🚨 Caught Mid-Blowjob By His Lover’s Wife
A listener shared possibly the worst cheating discovery story ever.
👀 He was going down on a guy when the guy’s wife walked in. 🤯 Neither of them knew the other existed. 🍑 The guy and his wife split up… briefly. 🚩 But now they’re back together—while he and the listener are still sexting.
Moral of the story? If your side piece is MARRIED, maybe don’t let them finish in your mouth in a shared home. Just saying.
🤣 “Oops, Wrong Hole” & Other Nightmare Sex Fails
The most unhinged confessions we got this week:
🚽 Panty Stuffing Gone Wrong – A guy loves sniffing his wife’s underwear, but now he wants to stuff them inside her during sex. She’s into it. Our verdict? Do you, king.
🛍️ Shop Changing Room Hookups – A listener’s biggest kink is public sex in fitting rooms. Would YOU risk a criminal record for a quickie at H&M?
💀 Thai Massage Foreskin Incident – A guy got a happy ending, but his foreskin swelled up to the size of a Creme Egg. He ended up in A&E, where a nurse had to “massage” it back into place. RIP his dignity.
💩 First Date… & First Dump on His Hand – A listener was getting freaky with a girl who wanted a finger up her ass. Except she didn’t warn him before shitting in his hand. (First date! FIRST DATE!)
Would you have gone on a second date? Because he did. TWICE.
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That’s a wrap on Episode 17! Got a filthy confession, a ridiculous sex fail, or a kink you need advice on? Submit it anonymously at iotk.fun! 💌
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Until next time… stay kinky! 😈🔥