Episode 22 | Soggy Carrots and The Mop and Bucket Saga | Ironing Out The Kinks Podcast
🔥 This week, we're switching it up! 🔥
Welcome back to Ironing Out the Kinks! We’re ditching the Top 100 Kinks (because honestly, we were scraping the bottom of the fetish barrel), and introducing sexy TV & movie reviews. This episode? Netflix’s ‘How to Build a Sex Room’—a show that’s equal parts home makeover and Fifty Shades of Filth. Let’s get into it. 😈
🎬 ‘How to Build a Sex Room’: The Review You Didn’t Know You Needed
Ever wondered what happens when Changing Rooms meets kinky dungeons? Enter Melanie Rose, the British interior designer with a seriously dirty mind. She transforms dull spaces into sexy sanctuaries, from bondage basements to secret trapdoor kink caves. Highlights?
🔹 The polyamorous group with a peephole room (for the designated voyeur). 👀 🔹 The horse-riding rancher who secretly loves electro play. 🐎⚡ 🔹 The couple who got a hidden basement sex dungeon because “they didn’t want their in-laws to know.” (…Yet they went on Netflix?!) 🤦♂️ 🔹 The St. Andrew’s Cross, which Luke is now obsessed with. (It’s on the wishlist.) 😏
Final Verdict: If you want inspiration for your own bedroom upgrades (or just love seeing normies confess their wildest kinks on TV), this is your show. 🎥
🍆 Naughty Corner: The Sex Complaints We Can’t Believe
1️⃣ “My boyfriend says my sex face isn’t attractive.” 🫠
A listener’s partner has given her a full-on performance critique during sex: ✅ Not moving enough.
✅ Not vocal enough.
✅ Not rhythmic enough.
✅ Oh, and her facial expressions aren’t ‘flattering.’ 😡
We had one response: “DUMP HIM.” 🚮
If a guy is making you overthink your every move instead of just enjoying the moment, that’s a huge red flag. Sex is supposed to be mutual pleasure, not a Broadway audition. Next. ✋
2️⃣ “I found a dildo in the bathroom… is my husband gay?!” 😳
A pregnant listener found a mystery sex toy and panicked. Turns out, hubby is into anal play—but not into men.
After an initial “ARE YOU GAY?!” reaction, she felt guilty and tried to make amends, but now he’s shutting her out. Our advice? Educate yourself, apologize properly, and approach the conversation with an open mind. Prostate stimulation ≠ being gay. 🏳️🌈❌
🤣 Slippery When Wet: Confessions That Made Us Cry (Laughing)
🥕 The Carrot Obsession – One listener discovered her boyfriend’s secret kink… shoving carrots up his ass. Not just occasionally—this was his primary source of pleasure.
She even found soggy carrots in the shower on the regular. 🥲
💀 The Accidental Gay Panic – A mom overheard her son and his friend making… suspicious noises. Moaning. Heavy breathing. A lot of “Mmm, that’s so good.”
Naturally, she assumed they were having sex. Turns out? They were just eating hummus for the first time. 🫣
📸 The Ex’s Monster Dick – A guy accidentally scrolled too far on his girlfriend’s phone and found old pics of her ex’s… absolute unit. He described it as “bigger than two Coke cans stacked on top of each other.” Devastated. Scarred for life. We honestly don’t blame him. 💀
🤔 Would You Rather…
Would you rather: 1️⃣ Accidentally send a wank video to your family group chat? 📲 2️⃣ Accidentally post it on your Instagram story for 24 hours? 🤳
Luke chose family chat, because at least they can’t unfollow him. 😂
📢 Don’t Miss Out!
That’s a wrap on Episode 22! Got a juicy confession, an awkward sex fail, or a dilemma that needs toxic or non-toxic advice? Submit it anonymously at iotk.fun! 💌
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Until next time… stay kinky. 😈🔥