Episode 11 | Splish Splosh and the Fat Truth | Ironing Out The Kinks Podcast
🔥 Sploshing, CNC, and the Wildest Sex Horror Stories Yet 🔥
Episode 11 is here, and we’re diving headfirst into sploshing (aka wet and messy kink), CNC (consensual non-consent), and some of the most unhinged sex fails we’ve ever read. Plus, we answer listener dilemmas about partners who refuse to try new things in the bedroom and men who think sex is just for them. Get ready—this one’s a ride. 😏
🍰 Sploshing – The Food & Mess Kink You Didn’t Know Existed
This week’s featured kink: Sploshing, aka Wet and Messy Play.
🔹 It’s about getting turned on by covering yourself or a partner in food, slime, lotion, or anything messy. 🔹 Common items include whipped cream, chocolate, oil, beans, mud, and even shaving foam. 🔹 Some love the feeling of wetness, others love the visual appeal (think glistening skin and a dripping aesthetic). 🔹 There’s a huge OnlyFans market for it—custom requests are a big deal.
Chelsea had a revelation mid-research: oiled-up bodies in porn = super hot. So maybe we’re all a little into sploshing without realizing it? 🤔
Would you ever try it? Or does the idea of smelling like a chip shop put you off? Let us know. 😏
😈 CNC – The Ultimate Power Play Fantasy
CNC (Consensual Non-Consent) is one of the most taboo kinks out there, but it’s surprisingly common.
🔹 It’s roleplay. One person says “no” but actually means “yes” in a pre-agreed, safe environment. 🔹 It’s ALL about trust. This is NOT something you just spring on someone—it requires clear communication and boundaries. 🔹 Why do people love it? It taps into dominance, submission, and the thrill of “losing control” while still being safe. 🔹 Variants include: Kidnapping scenarios, somnophilia (being woken up by sex), and power struggles.
Golden Rule: If you don’t communicate first, it’s NOT CNC—it’s just a crime. 🛑
If you’re into it, set boundaries, use safe words, and check in with your partner after. 🔥
🙄 Relationship Struggles: “My Boyfriend Refuses to Try Anything New”
A listener wrote in:
📢 “I suggested using toys, but my boyfriend says it makes him feel ‘less of a man.’ He doesn’t like foreplay, doesn’t roleplay, and doesn’t seem interested in switching things up. What do I do?”
🚩 Big red flag: If he only cares about his pleasure, that’s not just a bad sex life—it’s a bad relationship.
✔️ Try talking to him about WHY he feels insecure. ✔️ Reassure him that sex toys aren’t competition—they’re a tool to make sex better. ✔️ Suggest small changes first. A new position? A blindfold? Something low-stakes? ✔️ If he won’t budge… is this the sex life you want forever?
Sexual compatibility matters. If he’s unwilling to consider your needs, this problem won’t go away.
🤣 The Wildest Sex Horror Stories We’ve Ever Heard
We asked: What happened during sex that made you NEVER want to sleep with that person again?
Here are the best (worst?) responses:
💨 The Fartpocalypse – A guy was doing doggy style, staring into the abyss… and saw her asshole open and let out the biggest fart of his life.
🍫 Deliberate Poop Play? – A woman pooped on a guy’s dick during anal and then offered to clean it off with her mouth. (No. Just… no.)
🦶 Toes Where They Shouldn’t Be – A guy tried to put his foot inside a woman’s vagina mid-session without warning. (Why??)
🛑 She Went Full Exorcist – A woman had an orgasm so intense that she arched her back, levitated, and scooted away while shouting, “God DAMN, don’t touch me!”
🇺🇸 The Patriotic Climax – A man screamed “GOD BLESS AMERICA” when he came, then choked the woman immediately after.
If you have a worse story, please send it in. We need to know. 😳
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That’s a wrap on Episode 11! Got a filthy confession, a ridiculous sex fail, or a kink you need advice on? Submit it anonymously at iotk.fun! 💌
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Until next time… stay kinky! 😈🔥