Episode 10 | Choking Cats and Giddy Up Cowgirl | Ironing Out The Kinks Podcast
🔥 Milking, Sleepy Sex & the Ultimate Reverse Cowgirl Fail 🔥
We’ve hit double digits! Episode 10 is here, and we’re talking milking (no, not cows), sleepy sex, and the struggles of mastering reverse cowgirl. Plus, we answer a listener’s dilemma about introducing a threesome and read some of the most unhinged sex fails we’ve ever received. Buckle up, this one’s a ride! 😏
🐄 Milking Kink – It’s Not What You Think
This week’s featured kink: Milking (aka prolonged edging and teasing for men).
🔹 Typically involves slow, controlled hand stimulation, sometimes with a milking table (a table with a hole cut out for your bits—yes, really). 🔹 Some people love the disconnect, focusing purely on sensation rather than interaction. 🔹 Others enjoy the dominance/submission element—being restrained and teased until they can’t take it anymore. 🔹 Prostate milking is a thing, too. Google at your own risk. 👀
Would you try it? Or do you need to feel fully involved to enjoy it? Let us know. 😏
💤 Sleepy Sex – The Kink You’ve Probably Done Without Realizing
Ever been woken up to someone kissing your neck, stroking your body, or just slipping inside you? Congrats, you’re into sleepy sex.
🔹 Somnophilia = Being aroused by someone asleep and engaging in pre-consented sexual activity. 🔹 Dormophilia = Loving the feeling of being woken up by sex. 🔹 It’s surprisingly common. Many couples enjoy the idea of “using” or being “used” in a consensual way. 🔹 It’s all about trust. You need to discuss boundaries beforehand—this is one kink where consent is key.
We love it. Luke is a morning sex person, Chelsea loves being woken up with dick—win-win.
Would you let your partner wake you up with sex? Or is that a hard no? 🤔
🙄 Listener Dilemma: “How Do I Tell My Boyfriend I Want a Threesome?”
A listener wrote in:
📢 “I’m bisexual and want to bring another woman into the bedroom. How do I bring this up to my boyfriend?”
We promise you, he’s going to say yes. But the key is approaching it the right way:
✔️ Start with a casual convo – Ask if he’s ever thought about it before. ✔️ Set boundaries together. Would you want him to touch her? Would it be just you and her while he watches? Would you rather keep it light (flirting) before diving in? ✔️ Reassure him. This is about experiencing something together, NOT you replacing him. ✔️ Find the right person. Dating apps, sex clubs, or online communities are great places to start.
Most men dream of this. Just say it. And send us an update! 🔥
🤣 The Reverse Cowgirl Disaster
A listener wrote in:
📢 “I’m not the skinniest girl, and my boyfriend loves reverse cowgirl. I want to impress him, but I have no idea what I’m doing and don’t want to break his dick. Also, I’m partially deaf, so hearing instructions during sex doesn’t work well. Help?”
Our advice?
✔️ Start slow. This isn’t a bouncing-on-a-trampoline situation—it’s an up-and-down motion, not back-and-forth. ✔️ Let HIM control it. Have him hold your hips and guide your movement. ✔️ Practice off-dick. If you’re nervous, try the motion using a dildo to get used to the rhythm. ✔️ Confidence is key. He’s into you—own it. Sexy is about attitude, not size.
If you pull this off, he’s never going to stop thinking about it. Just saying. 😏
💀 Oops, Wrong Hole – The Most Unhinged Sex Fails Yet
We asked: What happened during sex that made you NEVER want to sleep with that person again?
Here are the best (worst?) responses:
💨 Mom Doesn’t Know What Deep Throating Is – A listener’s mum asked, “So, do you and your boyfriend deep throat?” Thinking she meant making out, she casually said yes… before realizing what her mum actually meant. (RIP.)
🫂 Two Hands, One Pussy – Two guys went in to finger a woman at the same time, not realizing the other was already in there. They met in the middle, screamed, and ran away.
🍫 Deliberate Poop Play?! – A woman pooped on a guy’s dick during anal and then offered to clean it off with her mouth. (WHY?!)
🇺🇸 The Most American Orgasm Ever – A guy screamed “GOD BLESS AMERICA” when he came, then immediately choked his partner.
🐱 The Cat & The Cum-Filled Condom – A listener’s cat fished a used condom out of the bin, tried to eat it, choked, and had to have it pulled out of its mouth. (Vets were NOT needed, thankfully.)
If you have a worse story, please send it in. We need to know. 😳
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That’s a wrap on Episode 10! Got a filthy confession, a ridiculous sex fail, or a kink you need advice on? Submit it anonymously at iotk.fun! 💌
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Until next time… stay kinky! 😈🔥