Cream Pies, Giant Women & Post-Nut Clarity
🔥 We’re Back! And We Brought Cream Pies, Giant Women & Post-Nut Clarity With Us 🔥
After a little break (we made a baby—turns out sex actually works), Ironing Out the Kinks is BACK, and we’ve missed you filthy lot. This week, we’re diving into cream pies, macrophilia (aka giant fantasies), post-nut regret, and a listener who secretly wanks to his girlfriend’s best friend. Strap in, because this one’s a ride.
🥧 Cream Pies – The Messy, Sticky, Sexy Appeal
This week’s kink is one of the most common in porn: cream pies.
🍑 What is it? When a guy finishes inside (or on) their partner, and the aftermath is on full display. 🍑 Why do people love it? It’s the ultimate proof of sex. Like, look at what we did. Look at the results of my hard work. 🍑 Why it’s even hotter? The idea of a partner carrying that mess—especially if you make them wear underwear and go out in public. Naughty. 🍑 The degradation factor? Some love the idea of a partner being used and left dripping.
Just remember, if you’re going to try it… baby-making is a VERY real side effect. Trust us. 😅
🦶 Macrophilia – The Fantasy of Giant Lovers
Turns out, giantess porn is one of the most searched kinks online. But why do people want to get squashed, sat on, or drowned in a giant woman’s pussy?
🔹 For some, it’s about dominance. Being completely overpowered, smothered, and controlled. 🔹 For others, it’s a way to process past experiences. Some experts believe it stems from childhood experiences with overbearing figures. 🔹 And then there are those who just want to be squished between giant thighs. Fair play.
We also discovered that there are FULL online communities dedicated to this kink, with insane artwork, roleplay, and digital fantasies. Is it for you? Would you let a giant step on you? Let us know. 👀
😳 Post-Nut Clarity – When the Fantasy Dies Mid-Kiss
A listener wrote in saying she’s new to men (having been in a same-sex marriage for years) and is exploring her sexuality. Before orgasming, she loves the filth, the dirtiness, the taste of herself on a man’s lips.
BUT—as soon as she comes, the switch flips.
🚨 The man goes to kiss her, and her brain screams: “GROSS, GET AWAY FROM ME.” 🚨 The things that turned her on minutes ago suddenly make her skin crawl. 🚨 She wanted to know… WTF is happening?!
The answer: Post-Nut Clarity. Aka, horny brain wants what logical brain doesn’t.
Our advice? Do all the things you’re curious about BEFORE the orgasm. Once the deed is done, you’ll know if it’s really for you or just the horny haze talking.
🤯 Naughty Corner: The Man Who Wanks to His Girlfriend’s Best Friend
A listener wrote in with this absolute train wreck of a confession:
📢 He’s been with his girlfriend for 11 years and loves her. 📢 But… her best friend? He slept with her before they got together and never mentioned it. 📢 They even had a threesome together later. 📢 And now? He secretly wanks to bikini pictures of her while his girlfriend sleeps next to him.
His question: Should I tell my girlfriend?
Our answer: ABSOLUTELY NOT.
💀 Why? 1️⃣ It’s been 11 YEARS—there is literally no reason to drop that bomb now. 2️⃣ The best friend is engaged. That’s a double no-go. 3️⃣ The real issue? You’re still thinking about her. You need to stop that before it wrecks your actual relationship.
Our advice? Cut that habit NOW. There are millions of people to wank to—your girlfriend’s best mate shouldn’t be one of them.
🤣 “Oops, Wrong Hole” & Other Nightmare Sex Fails
This week’s wildest listener sex fails:
🧴 The Diaper Cream Disaster – A guy used nappy cream as lube for anal sex. Wife’s ass burned. Blowjob attempt later? His dick smelled like a baby. Mood = killed.
🍫 The Chocolatey Surprise (That Wasn’t Chocolate) – A woman had the best orgasm of her life during a 69. Unfortunately, she also shat all over his face. Chain reaction of vomit ensued. (Send help.)
🚿 The SodaStream Blowjob – A guy made his girlfriend hold over-carbonated water in her mouth while giving him head. It went horribly wrong.
👕 The Virgin’s First Condom Disaster – A guy finished, ripped off the condom too fast, and flung jizz everywhere—on her shoes, bag, and bed.
If you’ve had worse happen to you, we need to know.
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That’s a wrap on Episode 16! Got a filthy confession, a ridiculous sex fail, or a kink you need advice on? Submit it anonymously at iotk.fun! 💌
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Until next time… stay kinky! 😈🔥