This episode’s got everything – pegging prep gone wrong, disappearing toys, emotional aftercare, and more lube than a Slip’N Slide.

A Travelodge virginity story, unsolicited toe sucking, moaning neighbours, and a new concept Luke can't unhear, welcome to the chaotic world of dick sand.

We’re diving deep into first-time sex stories, the art of the wank bank, and why that one fit teacher lives in your brain rent-free.

From doggy-style sex gone wrong to the horror of walking in on your parents — this one’s a full-body cringe.

Sex injuries, pegging questions, and ChatGPT gone wild, Episode 34 might be the most chaotic hour of your week.

From public park pounding to vac-sealed kink, Episode 33 is a filthy ride through anonymous sex stories, listener confessions, and some serious dom/sub dilemmas.

CNC confusion, lost butt plugs, and one very unlucky nose ring, Episode 32 is pure chaos with a side of kink education and listener fails you won’t believe.

From porn rewiring your brain to the ultimate orgy fart fail, Episode 31 is packed with wild confessions, science breakdowns, and some very awkward roleplay moments.

Squirting science, public wanking, and being strapped to a dildo pole, Episode 30 is wild. Plus: our first ever gang bang success story and a fart during sex debate.

Wank workouts, orange balls, and peanut-powered fart trauma, this episode is a chaotic masterpiece of sex fails and filthy facts. You're welcome.

From clit-slapping kink confessions to Luke’s questionable “research” methods, this episode is full of chaos. Oh, and someone did something unspeakable to a Victoria sponge. You're welcome.

From the submissive partner who’s desperate for domination to the lad haunted by a sexually violated sock monkey, Episode 27 is pure chaos, confidence, and kink.

Slapping balls, sexual guilt trips, and a hotel hookup plot twist that ends with “meet my husband.” You’re gonna need a drink for this one.

Ambush kisses, shady texts, and penis facts you’ll never unhear. Episode 25 spills the red flags and the low-calorie spaff stats. It’s chaos.

Sex clubs, spaffed sheets, and a selfish boyfriend who gave Pokémon cards as a Christmas gift, to himself. Plus, a sticky case of friendly fire. It’s chaos, obviously.

A baby-faced sofa session gone sideways, a man who can’t remember where he finished, and a chaotic round of “Quiz on My Face.” It’s equal parts filth and confusion.

From Netflix sex dungeons and dildo drama to carrot kinks and hummus moans, Episode 22 might just be our filthiest and funniest yet. Sex room inspo? You bet.

Squirting, sounding, and soggy carrots, Episode 21 brings full-body cringe, gay trucker secrets, and sex dilemmas you won’t believe. Also: stop changing the rhythm.

Chastity cages, paying for sex, and the wildest things said mid-stroke, from safe word ignorance to mother-in-law knicker sniffing. You’re not ready for Episode 20.

From rope bondage to reverse cowgirl disasters, Episode 19 has it all, DIY handjobs, dildo sneak attacks, and passed-out oral. Also: why mutual masturbation is hot.