The Rude Vaper and Fuck you Gary!
💦 Welcome to the Confession Carnival
This episode is pure chaos — and we mean that in the best way. We’re talking wild period sex confessions, doggy-style disasters, listener-submitted filth, and the kind of moments that haunt your horny brain at 3am.
It’s all real, all filthy, and 100% judgment-free.
🩸 Period Sex – Bloody Good or Big No?
We asked. You answered. And apparently period sex is more divisive than pineapple on pizza.
From “Hell yes, it’s extra lube” to “I’d rather shag a cactus,” this episode dives into the honest truth about shagging while bleeding — and why shame has no place in your sex life. You’ll laugh, you’ll nod, you might check your sheets. We don’t judge.
🐕 Doggy Style Gone Rogue
Ever had your pelvis nearly dislocated in a doggy-style fail? One of our listeners has — and they lived to tell the tale. From misaligned thrusts to accidental anal entries, this segment is a masterclass in how not to hit it from behind.
Luke also shares why men think they’re great at doggy... and why most of you need to adjust your aim.
🙈 Parents, Lube & Mortifying Missteps
One listener walked in on her parents doing bits.
Another found lube in her mother’s bag.
And a third had a man tell her she was “too wet” (yes, really).
We laughed. We cringed. We screamed. Then we poured a drink and carried on.
😏 You’re Not Alone in the Chaos
This episode proves it — we’re all just winging it in the bedroom. No one’s immune to awkward moments, weird comments, or bodily fluids where they weren’t invited.
But here at Ironing Out the Kinks, your shame is our content. Send it in. We’ll make it iconic.
👉 Submit your anonymous story
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