The Vanishing Condom and The Parent Conundrum
🎧 This One’s for the Peggers, the Curious, and the ChatGPT Corrupted
You ever wondered what would happen if you asked AI for sex advice?
We tried. And let’s just say ChatGPT might be a virgin.
We asked it how to peg our partners — and the answers were... educational, but painfully beige. Don’t worry though, we added spice 😏
🧠 Spoiler: It sounded like the instruction manual for a dishwasher, not a dildo.
🪡 Pegging 101 (According to Us, Not the Bots)
We broke down the logistics of pegging — from warm-up etiquette to lube rules to the unsung hero that is the harness.
Whether you're a seasoned pegger or just bum-curious, this one’s your roadmap to backdoor bliss.
And no, Chelsea isn’t sharing her toy drawer. Ever.
🙈 Sex That Haunts You (And Not in a Hot Way)
We shared some stories that should’ve come with a warning label.
One guy pretended to be a vampire mid-stroke.
Another woman endured The Crab Walk of Doom.
And don’t even get us started on the bloke who tried to kiss... somewhere he absolutely shouldn’t have 😬
🧠 When AI Gets Filthy... Then Nervous
We asked ChatGPT to generate some erotic filth. The results?
30% sexy, 70% HR complaint.
It tapped out quicker than a sub without a safe word.
So we stepped in to rewrite it properly — filthy metaphors, inappropriate analogies, and all.
🎁 Shoutout to Our Favourite Enablers
💦 Dirty Soap – Making your bits smell sexy enough to eat
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📬 Submit Your Filth (Anonymously, Obviously)
Got a confession that would make your nan faint? We want it.
No names. No shame.
👉 Submit here and let us immortalise your chaos in audio form.
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