The Laws of Sex and The Filthy Little Trolley
🌲 She Took “Get Out More” to the Next Level
We kicked off this episode with an anonymous confession that had us gasping. One adventurous listener got railed in the woods… like, actual public forest sex. Squirrels. Twigs. Strangers walking by. That kind of chaos.
She didn’t just take a walk in the park—she left with bark in places bark should never be.
Moral of the story? Nature is healing. And apparently, also horny.
Keywords: public sex story, funny sex confession, sex in the woods, forest sex
🔥 Kinky or Nah? Got Wet. And Weird.
This week’s Kinky or Nah turned into a full-on masterclass in “what the actual fuck.” Highlights included:
Wax play (spicy, yet classy)
Human furniture (because why sit on a chair when you can be one?)
A guy who wanted to be vacuum-sealed like a pack of mince
The kink community never fails to surprise us. One minute you’re into spanking, next thing you know you’re Googling “custom latex body bags.”
Keywords: kink podcast, bdsm humour, weird kinks, kink discovery
🍑 Oops, Wrong Hole: The UTI Chronicles
Listener confession of the week? A backdoor mishap that ended in a confused doctor visit and an unwanted UTI.
She thought it was romance. He thought it was the other hole. Neither of them brought lube.
Now they’ve both got trauma, and we’ve got content. Thanks, babe.
Keywords: embarrassing sex stories, wrong hole confession, anal accident, sex podcast funny
🖤 When Submissives Want Too Much
Let’s get deep for a second—one listener dilemma raised a very real BDSM issue:
What happens when a submissive asks to be degraded in ways that make the dom feel... off?
We chatted about where fantasy ends and discomfort begins. How to say “that’s not for me” without killing the vibe. And why safe words exist for a reason, darling.
If you’re into consensual power play, this segment’s got gold.
Keywords: bdsm podcast, dom sub boundaries, kink ethics, how to say no during sex
💦 Sponsor Spotlight – Dirty Soap & Pulse & Cocktails
We took a quick break from chaos to shout out our sexy sponsors:
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Keywords: sex toy discount code, kinky sponsor podcast, Dirty Soap, Pulse and Cocktails
📬 Submit Your Own Filthy Secrets
Our favourite part of every episode is you lot. The chaos you send us fuels this freaky train.
Have an awkward anal moment? Did your partner say something mid-sex that killed the mood and your libido? Or maybe you just love getting tied up on a Tuesday?
🎤 Tell us everything. We’ll read it, laugh, and maybe cry. But mostly, we’ll just say: “Same, babe.”
👉 Submit it anonymously here: iotk.fun/submit
Keywords: submit sex stories, funny sex podcast, kink confessions
🎧 Where to Listen
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Or wherever you get your filthy fix.