The Sex Myths and The Sandy Crevice
Welcome back to Ironing Out the Kinks – where no fantasy is too wild, no confession too dirty, and no topic too inappropriate. Episode 38 brings you some unhinged chaos that had Luke wheezing and Chelsea in a full body cringe. If you’ve ever wanted to hear about pre-pegging bowel movements, girthy toys gone wrong, and the dangers of mixing enemas with date night… buckle up. This one’s pure filth.
💩 “I Had a Dump Before She Pegged Me” – The Ultimate Mood Killer?
We kick things off with a confession that literally stopped the show: a man decided to share how he took a “healthy dump” before his partner strapped in to peg him. 😳 While we appreciate the honesty, Chelsea was NOT prepared. Luke lost it. And now you’re cursed with that mental image, too. You’re welcome.
But hey – this kicked off a surprisingly valid discussion on prep for anal, how to talk to your partner about it, and why “cleaning out” isn’t just for your inbox. Spoiler: it involves more than a wet wipe and a prayer.
🍑 Enemas & Date Night – What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Speaking of bum fun… we had a classic confession where a listener did an enema before a hot date, only to have the toy disappear mid-play. That’s right. Gone. Vanished into the abyss. Emergency trip to A&E levels of gone.
So we had to ask: how far is too far when it comes to anal toys? Are you team safety base, or are you out here rolling the dice with your digestive tract?
💦 The Cucumber Was Just the Beginning
Another listener shared their experimental journey involving a very aggressive toy – and they were left tender, emotional, and unable to sit properly for days. So we break down:
Why bigger isn’t always better
The importance of aftercare, even after solo play
And how sometimes, you’ve just got to say “not tonight, Satan” to that monster dildo
🧼 Clean-Up Crew: Lube, Sheets & Accidental Sprays
There’s nothing sexy about cleaning silicone lube out of your mattress, but it’s a reality in the world of kink. We had a glorious tangent about:
The slippery betrayal of lube with no grip
Lube that acts like superglue for your butt cheeks
And Luke’s absolute hatred of anything that gets on his sheets. If your cum ends up on his fitted sheet, you better run.
😬 “Is My Kink Too Much?” – No Babe, Just Communicate
A lot of this episode dances around one big idea: can I be too kinky? From mess to mood swings to medical emergencies, the answer is no – but you do need to talk about it.
Whether you’re into pegging, giant toys, anal prep, or just being tied up and ignored for a bit (hello, fellow rope bunnies), the key is this: communicate your boundaries, your prep, and your aftercare needs. It makes the filth way more fun.
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