Squirting, Sounding & Sex Party Shame
🔥 We’re back… but on a new schedule! 🔥
Life has been hectic (parenthood, hospitals, chaos—you name it), so we’re switching to fortnightly episodes for now. We know, we know, it’s devastating, but at least we’re not ghosting you like that one-night stand who said they’d “text you soon.” 😉
Also, shoutout to the guy who was FURIOUS that we didn’t personally inform him of our life updates. Mate, this is a free podcast. Chill. 😆
💦 Kink of the Week: Squirting—It’s Not Piss, But Who Cares?
We’re shocked it took us 21 episodes to cover this one, but here we are: squirting.
🔹 Is it pee? Science says partially. We say who gives a fuck? 😏 🔹 Why is it hot? Because it’s visual proof that a woman is losing control and feeling pure pleasure. Confirmation that you did, in fact, do the thing. 🏆 🔹 How to make it happen?
Clitoral stimulation? Yes.
G-spot massage? Yes.
Full-on Googling ‘how to make her squirt’? Also yes. 📚
Patience & practice? Mandatory.
If you’re on a mission to unlock Niagara Falls, do your research. If nothing else, at least you had fun trying. 😏
😳 Sounding—The Kink That Made Luke’s Dick Hurt
This week’s WTF Kink is urethral sounding—aka sticking things in your pee hole for pleasure.
🔹 Who does this? Apparently, more people than we thought. 🫣 🔹 Why do they do it? The urethra has sensitive nerve endings, and some people claim this is the best orgasm they’ve ever had. 🔹 Our reaction?
Chelsea: Curious, but NOPE.
Luke: Tried it. Never again.
TL;DR: It’s not for us, but if it’s for you, tell us why—we genuinely want to understand! 😵💫
🧐 Naughty Corner: Sex Dilemmas & Awkward Conversations
1️⃣ “He never goes down on me, but I don’t want to ask.”
A listener loves giving head but isn’t getting the same energy in return. She wants her boyfriend to want to go down on her, not just do it because she asked.
Our advice? Use your words. ✅ Drop hints.
✅ Say what turns you on.
✅ Ask how he feels about giving oral.
✅ DO NOT sit there hoping he figures it out telepathically.
If he still refuses? Red flag. 🚩
2️⃣ “I go to sex parties, and people judge me.”
A single woman wrote in saying she loves attending high-end sex parties but finds that people either ghost her or assume she’s slept with every man in London the second they hear about it.
Our take:
People fear what they don’t understand.
Sex parties ≠ sleeping with everyone.
The right people will appreciate your sexual confidence, not judge it.
If you’re dating, maybe don’t drop the “I went to a sex party last week” bomb too soon. Let them get to know you first. 🤷♀️
🤣 Confessions That Had Us Screaming
🥕 The Carrot Crusader – A woman discovered her boyfriend had a carrot obsession—but not for eating. Every night, he had to finish with a carrot up his ass. She even found soggy carrots in the shower. Safe to say, she can’t look at a carrot the same way again. 🚿
🚛 The Policeman & The Polish Trucker – A cop confessed that he volunteers to monitor a well-known gay cruising spot—because he secretly joins in. He has a favorite Polish truck driver who apparently told him, “You give better head than my wife.” The plot thickens… or should we say, the load thickens? 👀
🍆 Brother-in-Law Benefits? – A guy accidentally flashed his brother-in-law after sex, and before he knew it, his brother-in-law was on his knees, ‘helping him clean up.’ 🤯
🤔 Men’s Sex Advice: Helpful or Total Bollocks?
We read a Reddit thread where men shared their best sex tips, and Luke rated them brutally.
✅ GOOD TIP: If she’s making noises and telling you to keep going, DO NOT CHANGE THE RHYTHM. Why do men do this?! ❌ BAD TIP: “Drink a protein shake before round two.” (WTF?!) ❌ TRAUMATIZING TIP: One guy’s DAD told him: “If you get a pube in your mouth, don’t spit it out—just lick her inner thigh and act natural.” 💀
Luke & Chelsea have never recovered from reading that.
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