Kinky Birthday Card
£3.00
Getting older? Sure. Still flexible? Absolutely. 🎂😏
Celebrate another trip around the sun with this cheeky, naughty, and totally on-brand birthday card for the kink-positive legends in your life. Whether they’re a sub, switch, or just really good at yoga, this card lets them know you’re proud of their continued… dedication to flexibility. 😉
🌶️ Perfect for:
✔️ Kinky friends who love a laugh
✔️ Subs who deserve a little recognition
✔️ Doms who appreciate good form
✔️ Anyone who bends but doesn’t break
🔥 Product Details (Because Size Matters):
• Thick, high-quality 350 g/m² paperboard – sturdy, just like your favorite restraints
• 5" × 7" – the perfect size to slip into something special
• Toner-based printing for bold, vibrant colors – just like your bruises the next day 😉
• Comes with a complimentary envelope – because even the naughtiest messages deserve a classy delivery
👉 Whether they’re celebrating a birthday or just another year of perfect posture, this card is a must-have for the filthy-minded legends in your life.
Celebrate another trip around the sun with this cheeky, naughty, and totally on-brand birthday card for the kink-positive legends in your life. Whether they’re a sub, switch, or just really good at yoga, this card lets them know you’re proud of their continued… dedication to flexibility. 😉
🌶️ Perfect for:
✔️ Kinky friends who love a laugh
✔️ Subs who deserve a little recognition
✔️ Doms who appreciate good form
✔️ Anyone who bends but doesn’t break
🔥 Product Details (Because Size Matters):
• Thick, high-quality 350 g/m² paperboard – sturdy, just like your favorite restraints
• 5" × 7" – the perfect size to slip into something special
• Toner-based printing for bold, vibrant colors – just like your bruises the next day 😉
• Comes with a complimentary envelope – because even the naughtiest messages deserve a classy delivery
👉 Whether they’re celebrating a birthday or just another year of perfect posture, this card is a must-have for the filthy-minded legends in your life.
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Getting older? Sure. Still flexible? Absolutely. 🎂😏
Celebrate another trip around the sun with this cheeky, naughty, and totally on-brand birthday card for the kink-positive legends in your life. Whether they’re a sub, switch, or just really good at yoga, this card lets them know you’re proud of their continued… dedication to flexibility. 😉
🌶️ Perfect for:
✔️ Kinky friends who love a laugh
✔️ Subs who deserve a little recognition
✔️ Doms who appreciate good form
✔️ Anyone who bends but doesn’t break
🔥 Product Details (Because Size Matters):
• Thick, high-quality 350 g/m² paperboard – sturdy, just like your favorite restraints
• 5" × 7" – the perfect size to slip into something special
• Toner-based printing for bold, vibrant colors – just like your bruises the next day 😉
• Comes with a complimentary envelope – because even the naughtiest messages deserve a classy delivery
👉 Whether they’re celebrating a birthday or just another year of perfect posture, this card is a must-have for the filthy-minded legends in your life.
Celebrate another trip around the sun with this cheeky, naughty, and totally on-brand birthday card for the kink-positive legends in your life. Whether they’re a sub, switch, or just really good at yoga, this card lets them know you’re proud of their continued… dedication to flexibility. 😉
🌶️ Perfect for:
✔️ Kinky friends who love a laugh
✔️ Subs who deserve a little recognition
✔️ Doms who appreciate good form
✔️ Anyone who bends but doesn’t break
🔥 Product Details (Because Size Matters):
• Thick, high-quality 350 g/m² paperboard – sturdy, just like your favorite restraints
• 5" × 7" – the perfect size to slip into something special
• Toner-based printing for bold, vibrant colors – just like your bruises the next day 😉
• Comes with a complimentary envelope – because even the naughtiest messages deserve a classy delivery
👉 Whether they’re celebrating a birthday or just another year of perfect posture, this card is a must-have for the filthy-minded legends in your life.
Getting older? Sure. Still flexible? Absolutely. 🎂😏
Celebrate another trip around the sun with this cheeky, naughty, and totally on-brand birthday card for the kink-positive legends in your life. Whether they’re a sub, switch, or just really good at yoga, this card lets them know you’re proud of their continued… dedication to flexibility. 😉
🌶️ Perfect for:
✔️ Kinky friends who love a laugh
✔️ Subs who deserve a little recognition
✔️ Doms who appreciate good form
✔️ Anyone who bends but doesn’t break
🔥 Product Details (Because Size Matters):
• Thick, high-quality 350 g/m² paperboard – sturdy, just like your favorite restraints
• 5" × 7" – the perfect size to slip into something special
• Toner-based printing for bold, vibrant colors – just like your bruises the next day 😉
• Comes with a complimentary envelope – because even the naughtiest messages deserve a classy delivery
👉 Whether they’re celebrating a birthday or just another year of perfect posture, this card is a must-have for the filthy-minded legends in your life.
Celebrate another trip around the sun with this cheeky, naughty, and totally on-brand birthday card for the kink-positive legends in your life. Whether they’re a sub, switch, or just really good at yoga, this card lets them know you’re proud of their continued… dedication to flexibility. 😉
🌶️ Perfect for:
✔️ Kinky friends who love a laugh
✔️ Subs who deserve a little recognition
✔️ Doms who appreciate good form
✔️ Anyone who bends but doesn’t break
🔥 Product Details (Because Size Matters):
• Thick, high-quality 350 g/m² paperboard – sturdy, just like your favorite restraints
• 5" × 7" – the perfect size to slip into something special
• Toner-based printing for bold, vibrant colors – just like your bruises the next day 😉
• Comes with a complimentary envelope – because even the naughtiest messages deserve a classy delivery
👉 Whether they’re celebrating a birthday or just another year of perfect posture, this card is a must-have for the filthy-minded legends in your life.