Pervert Birthday Card
£3.00
🎉 Age is just a number… but experience? Now that’s what really counts. 😉
If birthdays are about celebrating wisdom, then let’s be honest—you’re just getting one step closer to legendary pervert status. Whether you’re a seasoned kinkster or a filthy-minded newbie leveling up, this card is the perfect way to honor the filthiest milestone of the year.
🌶️ Perfect for:
✔️ Kinky friends aging like fine leather
✔️ Doms, subs & switches who embrace their personal growth 😏
✔️ Perverts with big dreams (and even bigger toy collections)
✔️ Anyone who knows that wisdom = better technique
🔥 Product Details (Because Size & Thickness Matter):
• Premium 350 g/m² paperboard – sturdy enough to last longer than your safe word
• 5" × 7" – the perfect size for slipping into something special
• Toner-based printing for bold, vibrant colors (just like your bruises the next day 😉)
• Complimentary envelope – because even the filthiest messages deserve a classy delivery
👉 Because growing older doesn’t mean growing out of bad habits—just getting better at them.
If birthdays are about celebrating wisdom, then let’s be honest—you’re just getting one step closer to legendary pervert status. Whether you’re a seasoned kinkster or a filthy-minded newbie leveling up, this card is the perfect way to honor the filthiest milestone of the year.
🌶️ Perfect for:
✔️ Kinky friends aging like fine leather
✔️ Doms, subs & switches who embrace their personal growth 😏
✔️ Perverts with big dreams (and even bigger toy collections)
✔️ Anyone who knows that wisdom = better technique
🔥 Product Details (Because Size & Thickness Matter):
• Premium 350 g/m² paperboard – sturdy enough to last longer than your safe word
• 5" × 7" – the perfect size for slipping into something special
• Toner-based printing for bold, vibrant colors (just like your bruises the next day 😉)
• Complimentary envelope – because even the filthiest messages deserve a classy delivery
👉 Because growing older doesn’t mean growing out of bad habits—just getting better at them.
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🎉 Age is just a number… but experience? Now that’s what really counts. 😉
If birthdays are about celebrating wisdom, then let’s be honest—you’re just getting one step closer to legendary pervert status. Whether you’re a seasoned kinkster or a filthy-minded newbie leveling up, this card is the perfect way to honor the filthiest milestone of the year.
🌶️ Perfect for:
✔️ Kinky friends aging like fine leather
✔️ Doms, subs & switches who embrace their personal growth 😏
✔️ Perverts with big dreams (and even bigger toy collections)
✔️ Anyone who knows that wisdom = better technique
🔥 Product Details (Because Size & Thickness Matter):
• Premium 350 g/m² paperboard – sturdy enough to last longer than your safe word
• 5" × 7" – the perfect size for slipping into something special
• Toner-based printing for bold, vibrant colors (just like your bruises the next day 😉)
• Complimentary envelope – because even the filthiest messages deserve a classy delivery
👉 Because growing older doesn’t mean growing out of bad habits—just getting better at them.
If birthdays are about celebrating wisdom, then let’s be honest—you’re just getting one step closer to legendary pervert status. Whether you’re a seasoned kinkster or a filthy-minded newbie leveling up, this card is the perfect way to honor the filthiest milestone of the year.
🌶️ Perfect for:
✔️ Kinky friends aging like fine leather
✔️ Doms, subs & switches who embrace their personal growth 😏
✔️ Perverts with big dreams (and even bigger toy collections)
✔️ Anyone who knows that wisdom = better technique
🔥 Product Details (Because Size & Thickness Matter):
• Premium 350 g/m² paperboard – sturdy enough to last longer than your safe word
• 5" × 7" – the perfect size for slipping into something special
• Toner-based printing for bold, vibrant colors (just like your bruises the next day 😉)
• Complimentary envelope – because even the filthiest messages deserve a classy delivery
👉 Because growing older doesn’t mean growing out of bad habits—just getting better at them.
🎉 Age is just a number… but experience? Now that’s what really counts. 😉
If birthdays are about celebrating wisdom, then let’s be honest—you’re just getting one step closer to legendary pervert status. Whether you’re a seasoned kinkster or a filthy-minded newbie leveling up, this card is the perfect way to honor the filthiest milestone of the year.
🌶️ Perfect for:
✔️ Kinky friends aging like fine leather
✔️ Doms, subs & switches who embrace their personal growth 😏
✔️ Perverts with big dreams (and even bigger toy collections)
✔️ Anyone who knows that wisdom = better technique
🔥 Product Details (Because Size & Thickness Matter):
• Premium 350 g/m² paperboard – sturdy enough to last longer than your safe word
• 5" × 7" – the perfect size for slipping into something special
• Toner-based printing for bold, vibrant colors (just like your bruises the next day 😉)
• Complimentary envelope – because even the filthiest messages deserve a classy delivery
👉 Because growing older doesn’t mean growing out of bad habits—just getting better at them.
If birthdays are about celebrating wisdom, then let’s be honest—you’re just getting one step closer to legendary pervert status. Whether you’re a seasoned kinkster or a filthy-minded newbie leveling up, this card is the perfect way to honor the filthiest milestone of the year.
🌶️ Perfect for:
✔️ Kinky friends aging like fine leather
✔️ Doms, subs & switches who embrace their personal growth 😏
✔️ Perverts with big dreams (and even bigger toy collections)
✔️ Anyone who knows that wisdom = better technique
🔥 Product Details (Because Size & Thickness Matter):
• Premium 350 g/m² paperboard – sturdy enough to last longer than your safe word
• 5" × 7" – the perfect size for slipping into something special
• Toner-based printing for bold, vibrant colors (just like your bruises the next day 😉)
• Complimentary envelope – because even the filthiest messages deserve a classy delivery
👉 Because growing older doesn’t mean growing out of bad habits—just getting better at them.