Episode 28 | Sticky Porn and Victoria Spaff Cake | Ironing Out The Kinks Podcast
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🚀 Are you into sex, relationships, funny confessions, and wild kinks?
🎧 This week on Ironing Out the Kinks, we’re talking weird orgasms, accidental porn research, and how to revive a dead sex life.
Let’s get funny, filthy, and unfiltered. 😏
🔎 “It’s For the Podcast, I Swear!” – Luke’s Accidental X-Rated Research
Ever caught your partner doing something suspicious online? Well, Chelsea did—and the excuse? “It’s research for the podcast!” 🤡
So what was Luke up to?
💻 Playing a PC game where you hack into women’s phones to get their nudes.
🚿 Spying on animated women in the shower.
💀 Claiming it was for “science.”
Spoiler: The game was crap, and the only thing Luke truly researched was how NOT to cover his tracks.
👉 Lesson learned: If you’re going to play pervy games, at least come up with a better excuse. 😆
🔥 Kink of the Week: “Sapphic Cuckolding” – The Lesbian Taboo Fantasy
Chelsea went down the rabbit hole of a niche kink where some lesbian women fantasize about being dominated by a man. 🤯
She even took this groundbreaking research to her gay friend for validation, only to be met with:
"If you’re about to ask if we scissor, we’re not talking about this." 💀
🩲 The Great Underwear Debate: How to Bring Back the Spark in Your Sex Life
🚨 A listener dilemma:
“My girlfriend used to wear sexy lingerie, but now it’s granny pants and zero effort in bed. How do I bring back the passion?”
💡 Chelsea’s Sexy Solution:
✔ STOP asking for lingerie & toys—focus on making her feel desired, not pressured.
✔ Foreplay starts in the morning—text her something flirty, make her feel special all day.
✔ Date night magic—take her out, make an effort, and the lingerie will follow.
✔ Give her a reason to wear sexy underwear—not just “for you” but because she feels sexy.
💀 Luke’s Genius Contribution:
"Just whip your dick out and hope for the best."
💦 My Boyfriend is Insecure About My Orgasms – HELP!
One listener is struggling with a common issue:
❌ Her boyfriend is obsessed with making her orgasm from penetration.
❌ He doesn’t understand that only 18% of women can climax that way.
❌ He thinks it means she’s not attracted to him.
🚀 Reality Check:
✔ Most women need clitoral stimulation to orgasm.
✔ If every girl he’s been with has orgasmed from penetration… they were faking it, sweetie.
✔ She needs to educate him—or find someone who already knows what they’re doing.
💡 Chelsea’s Ultimate Advice?
"If he won’t respect how your body works… the next one will."
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😆 Funniest Confessions: The Weirdest Ways People Have Orgasmed
This week, our listeners delivered some WILD stories about the strangest ways they’ve ever finished.
🔥 Some gems include:
🟣 A guy who came just from seeing his girlfriend take off her skirt.
🟣 Someone who climaxed from having their ear licked.
🟣 A woman who discovered she has a clit-slapping kink.
🟣 And a poor birthday cake that was violated beyond repair. 🍰
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🖤 Until next time… stay kinky! 😏🔥