Episode 29 | Delving into Deep Throat and The Poo Peanut Allergy | Ironing Out The Kinks Podcast
🔥 Episode 29 is HERE, and it's filthier than your browser history! 🔥
We’re back with another jam-packed episode of Ironing Out the Kinks, where Luke and Chelsea tackle all things sexy, naughty, and just downright unhinged. This week, we’re talking self-tanning disasters, accidental workout logs, and whether swallowing is the key to happiness. Buckle up, you filthy animals. 😈
💦 Orgasm Science: The Good, The Weird, and The Undead
Did you know that an orgasm a day might just keep the doctor away? Well, kinda. Science says orgasms can boost white blood cells (hello, immune system flex 💪), help prevent heart disease, and even cure hiccups. So next time you’re gasping for air mid-hiccup attack, you know what to do. 😉
And then there’s the other fact we learned… some men ejaculate after death—yes, it’s called angel lust. No, we don’t know why it’s called that, and yes, we feel slightly ill now. 😵💫
🍆 Naughty Corner: Death Grip & Deep Throat Dilemmas
1️⃣ When Your Hand is Better Than Sex…
A listener wrote in struggling with Death Grip Syndrome (aka wanking too hard for too long and ruining real sex). He’s cutting out porn cold turkey, which is a solid start, but we recommend focusing on building a real connection with a partner to help with performance anxiety. And if all else fails… Viagra isn’t just for 80-year-olds. 💊
2️⃣ How the Hell Do You Master Deep Throating?!
Another listener is trying to take it all in but keeps hitting a roadblock—literally. Our tips?
Try stimulation elsewhere (clit vibes work wonders)
Experiment with head off the bed techniques
Relax, breathe, and don’t eat a big meal beforehand (unless you want to relive it 🤮)
Luke also confirmed: it still feels amazing even if you can’t take it all in—so don’t stress, just slurp your way to glory. 🍆💦
🧐 Quiz on My Face: The Wildest Sex Facts You Didn’t Know
Chelsea tested Luke’s knowledge, and let’s just say… he failed miserably. Here’s what we learned:
🇵🇭 The country that watches the most porn per capita? The Philippines. 🏆 🧑🔬 Which famous scientist died a virgin? Sir Isaac Newton. 🚀 🐬 Which animal has sex for fun (besides humans)? Dolphins. And yes, they’re absolute deviants. 🐬😈 👀 Craziest world record? A man had 16 orgasms in an hour, while a woman hit 134. HOW?! 🔥
🤣 Oops, Wrong Hole: The Funniest Sex Fails Ever
1️⃣ The Dildo Disaster – A listener stuck a suction cup dildo to their bathroom tiles to test its strength. One slip later, and they faceplanted their sink… with the dildo still hanging out of their ass. Emergency room visit? You bet. 🤕
2️⃣ The Fake Medical Condition – A guy self-tanned his junk for a ‘sexy glow’ before a date. Instead, his balls turned half rotten orange-brown and he panicked, telling his date he had a rare medical condition. She ghosted him. Honestly? Fair. 🍊😳
3️⃣ The Accidental Wank Workout – A listener’s Garmin watch logged their solo session as a workout and publicly posted it to their fitness profile. Peak heart rate? 160 bpm. New nickname? The One Minute Mile. 🏃♂️💦
💀 The News Story That Made Us Gag
A man in California almost died from an allergic reaction to his girlfriend’s fart—yes, you read that right. She ripped one while he was going down on her, he inhaled peanut particles from her digestive tract, and BOOM—near-fatal anaphylactic shock.
Moral of the story? Know your partner’s diet before you eat ass. 🍑😵
🤔 Would You Rather…
Luke faced the ultimate dilemma:
Would you rather: 1️⃣ Accidentally send a video of you wanking to the family group chat 🫣 2️⃣ Post it on your Instagram story for 24 hours 📲
His answer? Family chat. Because, well, at least they can’t unfollow him. 🤷♂️
👀 Want More Filth?
That’s a wrap on Episode 29! Got a sex fail, a burning question, or just want to give Luke another existential crisis? Submit your stories anonymously at iotk.fun! 💌
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