Episode 30 | The Demonic Vibrator and Inhaling Jizz | Ironing Out The Kinks Podcast
🔥 Squirting Science, Objectification Kinks & A Wild Gang Bang Success Story 🔥
We’ve hit Episode 30, and we’re celebrating with a deep dive into the truth behind squirting (is it pee or not?), objectification kinks (why some people love being turned into human furniture), and an absolutely epic listener confession about a gang bang. Plus, we answer dilemmas about a fiancé’s extreme masturbation habits, discuss why some long-term couples struggle to keep the spark alive, and break down whether farting mid-sex is a relationship dealbreaker. Let’s go! 😏
💦 Squirting – The Science Behind It
It’s one of the most debated sex topics out there, and people still argue: Is squirting just pee?
🔹 What is it? Fluid expelled from the bladder during orgasm, triggered by G-spot stimulation. 🔹 The science: When aroused, your kidneys work overtime, pulling liquid from the body at a faster rate than usual, which fills the bladder with a diluted fluid before it turns into urine. 🔹 So… is there pee in it? Yes, small traces, but it’s not full urine—it’s closer to water than anything else. 🔹 If your bladder is full before sex? You’ll likely get a mix of both. If you pee beforehand, it’s mostly just this diluted fluid. 🔹 Survival tip: If you’re ever stranded on a desert island, you now know that getting a woman to squirt in your mouth might be a viable hydration method. (You’re welcome.) 😏
💡 Pro tip: If you’re nervous about squirting, remember—it’s natural, sexy, and your partner probably loves it. Embrace it!
Would you drink squirt to survive? DM us your thoughts!
🎭 Objectification Kinks – The Fantasy of Being a Human Doll
Luke stumbled upon a fascinating kink this week: being restrained purely by penetration.
🔹 What is it? A submissive is “trapped” on a hydraulic dildo or metal pole with no way to step off. 🔹 Why do people love it?
For submissives: It creates a feeling of helplessness and being “used.”
For dominants: It’s about controlling someone’s ability to move.
For exhibitionists: Being put on display and unable to escape is a huge turn-on. 🔹 Where to find it? Apparently, Reddit and underground fetish forums are FULL of people desperate to try this.
💡 Pro tip: If this excites you, start small—try holding a partner in place during sex before moving to full restraint.
Would you ever try something like this? Let us know!
🙄 Listener Dilemma: “I Masturbate Constantly—Do I Have a Problem?”
A listener wrote in:
📢 “I love my fiancée and we have an amazing sex life, but I still masturbate daily—sometimes at work, in my car, or down a quiet lane. She knows, but should I cut back?”
🚩 Is this a problem? Not necessarily. Masturbation is healthy unless it starts affecting your relationship or daily life.
✔️ If your libido is still high with your partner, it’s fine. ✔️ If it interferes with intimacy, that’s when it’s an issue. ✔️ Public wanking is risky—maybe don’t get arrested. ✔️ Only cut back if YOU feel it’s affecting you negatively.
💡 Pro tip: As long as it’s not an addiction, enjoy yourself—but maybe keep it private.
Would you be fine with your partner masturbating daily, or would it be a red flag? DM us your take!
👀 Long-Term Relationship Struggles – Keeping the Spark Alive
A listener wrote in:
📢 “We’ve been together for over five years, and sex has dropped from five times a week to once every two weeks. She says she’s ‘broken,’ but she still teases me throughout the day. I don’t know what to do.”
✔️ Sex naturally slows in long-term relationships, but that doesn’t mean it has to die. ✔️ If she’s still affectionate but avoiding sex, self-confidence issues could be at play. ✔️ Open communication is key—what’s really holding her back? ✔️ Try rebuilding intimacy outside of sex first.
💡 Pro tip: Instead of pressuring her, make her feel sexy in ways that aren’t directly tied to intercourse. Flirty texts, date nights, and confidence-boosting compliments can go a long way.
🎉 Listener Confession: “Your Podcast Inspired My First Gang Bang”
We asked for your wildest sex stories, and this one is legendary:
📢 “I’ve always wanted a gang bang, but never had the confidence. Listening to you guys say ‘just go for it’ made me book one—and I had the best Sunday of my life. Thanks, guys!”
👏 **Absolute legend.**👏
💡 Pro tip: If you’ve got a fantasy, go live your best life. Safe, sane, and consensual always—but don’t let fear stop you.
Would you ever arrange a gang bang, or is that too wild for you? Tell us your thoughts!
💨 Is Farting During Sex a Dealbreaker?
We ran a poll asking: Would you ghost someone if they farted during sex?
🔹 69% said they’d call her back. (Nice.) 🔹 31% said they’d ghost her. 🔹 Chelsea is FURIOUS at the 31%.
💡 Reality check: If you’re pounding someone in doggy style, you’re literally putting pressure on the exact area that releases gas. If you’d dump someone over a natural bodily function, you’re probably too immature for sex.
Would you let one little fart ruin a connection, or is it no big deal? DM us your opinion!
📢 Follow Us & Submit Your Stories!
That’s a wrap on Episode 30! Got a filthy confession, a ridiculous sex fail, or a kink you need advice on? Submit it anonymously at iotk.fun! 💌
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Until next time… stay kinky! 😈🔥