Episode 3 | Can’t Make An Omelette Without Breaking a Few Eggs | Ironing Out The Kinks Podcast
🔥 Swinging, Food Play & the Most Disastrous Threesome Fail Ever 🔥
We’re back with Episode 3, and this time, we’re diving into swinging (why more couples are doing it), food play (from strawberries to spaghetti), and an absolutely catastrophic threesome story. Plus, we answer listener dilemmas about navigating first-time group sex and the dangers of experimenting with champagne in bed. Let’s get into it! 😏
🔄 Swinging – Why More Couples Are Trying It
This week’s featured kink: Swinging – swapping partners for fun, pleasure, and variety.
🔹 What is it? Engaging in consensual sex with other couples or individuals, usually in an organized setting. 🔹 Why do people love it? It allows them to explore new experiences while still maintaining a strong primary relationship. 🔹 Common formats:
Full swap (penetration with others)
Soft swap (kissing, touching, oral, but no penetration)
Voyeurism (watching others, or being watched) 🔹 Biggest misconception: It’s not about ‘fixing’ a relationship—it’s about enhancing an already strong one.
💡 Pro tip: If you’re interested, start with conversation. Open, honest discussion is key before even considering taking the plunge.
Would you ever try swinging, or is it a hard no? Let us know!
🍓 Food Play – From Strawberries to Full-On Mess
Food and sex—two of life’s greatest pleasures, combined.
🔹 What is it? Incorporating food into sexual play, whether for taste, texture, or temperature. 🔹 Common food kinks:
Strawberries & whipped cream (classic!)
Chocolate sauce, honey, or melted ice cream
Full-on mess (cake sitting, spaghetti baths, food wrestling)
Stuffing (yes, this is a thing—Google at your own risk) 🔹 Why do people love it? It enhances sensuality, adds a playful element, and introduces new sensations. 🔹 The risky side: Anything sugary inside the body = yeast infections. Stick to external play!
💡 Pro tip: If you’re curious but nervous, start simple—feed your partner fruit while teasing them. No need to jump straight into a spaghetti bath.
Ever tried food play, or is it a sticky mess you’d rather avoid? DM us your thoughts!
🙄 Listener Dilemma: “I’m Having My First Threesome—Help!”
A listener wrote in:
📢 “My super hot soon-to-be fiancée is a stripper and bisexual. She and a friend want to have a threesome, and I’m freaking out. What do I do?”
✔️ First, communicate. What are your boundaries? What are hers? ✔️ Make sure BOTH women feel attended to. Don’t focus all your energy on one person. ✔️ Take control. Women love confidence—give clear direction and set the pace. ✔️ Consider Viagra. Not even joking. You’re gonna need stamina. ✔️ Most importantly: enjoy it. Relax and let the experience flow naturally.
If this was your first threesome, how would you prepare? Send us your best tips!
🤣 The Most Catastrophic Threesome Fail Ever
We asked for your worst threesome stories, and this one takes the cake:
🛏️ A guy was mid-threesome when the girl riding him got confused by dirty talk and accidentally finger-blasted his ass instead. 😳 His mate—who was also involved—was so horrified, he kicked him out of the room. 💦 As revenge, he stayed and finished himself off, then ‘accidentally’ came on his mate’s feet.
The mate’s response? A thick Scottish accent shouting: “YOU FUCKING HORRIBLE BASTARD!”
If you think you have a worse sex fail, we NEED to hear it.
🍾 The Champagne Disaster – Why Alcohol & Genitals Don’t Mix
A listener sent in this absolute gem:
📢 “I wanted to be romantic, so I dipped my dick in champagne before a blowjob. Turns out, alcohol in your urethra burns like hell.”
🚨 What did we learn? ✔️ Sugar + genitals = bad idea. ✔️ Alcohol + open orifices = regret. ✔️ There are better ways to impress your partner than turning your dick into a cocktail.
Would you ever try something like this, or is it a lesson learned the hard way? Tell us!
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That’s a wrap on Episode 3! Got a filthy confession, a ridiculous sex fail, or a kink you need advice on? Submit it anonymously at iotk.fun! 💌
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Until next time… stay kinky! 😈🔥