Episode 26 | Saggy Balls and The Dirty Dildo Sucker | Ironing Out The Kinks Podcast
Welcome back, you filthy animals! 😏 It’s another episode of Ironing Out the Kinks, where Luke and Chelsea, your happily married, kink-loving hosts, dive deep (sometimes literally) into the sex, relationships, and embarrassing confessions you love to hear.
This week’s highlights:
The science (or lack thereof) behind low-hanging balls 🏀
When a partner tries to guilt-trip you into sex – and why that’s NOT okay ❌
A follow-up confession that took a seriously spicy turn 🌶️
A work trip turned sexcapade that left a listener in deep trouble 👀
Strap in (or on), because it’s another juicy episode of your favorite naughty podcast! 🎧
🎭 Naughty Corner: Saggy Balls and Their Secret Superpower
Our first listener submission hit us balls first – quite literally. A gentleman with, shall we say, gravity-affected testicles 🏀🏀, wanted to know if his balls slapping his partner’s clit during doggy style was a good thing or a cause for concern.
Chelsea’s professional take? If the balls are smacking the clit, it’s probably adding to the pleasure!
Luke’s professional take? If your balls aren’t hitting something, THAT’S the real problem. 🤷♂️
The consensus? You’re fine, mate. Keep slinging ‘em.
🚩 When “No” is Suddenly Emotional Abuse?!
A listener wrote in about their husband, who casually dropped the phrase “saying no to certain sex acts is borderline emotional abuse.” 😳
…Excuse me, what?! 🚨
First of all, saying NO to sex is NEVER abuse. It’s called bodily autonomy, and if someone doesn’t respect that, they’re the problem.
Chelsea’s advice? Tell him you suddenly have a burning desire for a 20-man gangbang while he watches. And when he refuses, just gasp, clutch your pearls, and say, “Oh my god… are you emotionally abusing me right now?” 🤭
Luke's advice? Time for an open, honest conversation – followed by some serious side-eye until he fully acknowledges how messed up that was. 👀
Ladies and gents, if anyone tries to guilt-trip you into sex, show them the exit door, not your bedroom door. 🚪
💥 Confession Follow-Up: Exhibitionist Dreams & Pegging Streams
Remember the listener who called her best mate while getting railed by her boyfriend? Well, the boyfriend wrote in. And it turns out there was more to the story…
Not only did the girlfriend enjoy the exhibitionist thrill of having their friend listen in 🎙️
But there were also videos involved 👀 (Oh, hi, pegging content!)
And now… they’re considering a threesome! 🎉
We are living for this storyline. More updates, please. 🙌
😬 Work Trip Gone VERY Wrong… or VERY Right?
A listener shared a scandalous tale about a business trip that turned into a hardcore porno 🎥.
Flirty workplace banter ✅
Long car ride full of sexual tension ✅
Hotel rooms opposite each other (we all know where this is going) 😏✅
“Oh no, my hotel only has a shower, does yours have a bath?” (The oldest trick in the book) 😏🚿
Towel-clad seduction leading to mind-blowing sex 🤯🔥
And then… the next morning, she acted like NOTHING happened.
…And THEN… he dropped her home and met HER HUSBAND. 😱
Plot twist of the century! Oh, and now she’s his boss. So that’s a fun little HR nightmare waiting to happen.
🤔 Would You Rather: The Ultimate Privacy Violation
Luke’s diabolical Would You Rather this week:
🔴 Option 1: Every time you orgasm, one random person in a 100-mile radius gets a three-second clip of you mid-climax.
🟢 Option 2: Every time you orgasm, 100 people in a 10-mile radius get a photo of your orgasm face – but they have no context for what it is.
Chelsea initially picked the video (wild move) but quickly changed her mind when she realized random people would be getting full-frontal footage of her going at it. 😳
So, dear reader, which would you choose? 🤔
🔞 The Juicy Bits You Don’t Want to Miss
The unexpected danger of listening to our podcast. (One guy ended up in the ER with appendicitis while listening to us. Coincidence? We think not. 😈)
Rage-baiting porn stars. (Looking at you, Bonnie Blue…)
Why industry heads are ruining porn, music, and movies alike. 🎥💸
🔥 Final Thoughts: Help Us Keep the Kink Alive!
If you loved this episode, help us out! Subscribe, share, and tell your kinky little mates to listen. 📢
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Let’s keep making the world a kinkier, funnier place. See you next week! 😉