Episode 7 | Take a Seat Madam and Jaw Ache Leads to Heart Ache | Ironing Out The Kinks Podcast
🔥 Face-Sitting, Muscle Women, and the Condom Catastrophe 🔥
Another week, another deep dive into all things filthy! In Episode 7, we explore face-sitting (why men love it and why women hesitate), the appeal of muscular women, and the most outrageous sex fails—including a condom story that will haunt you forever. Plus, we answer listener dilemmas about bad oral technique and partners who refuse to give blowjobs. Let’s get into it! 😏
🍑 Face-Sitting – Why Is This Even a Debate?
This week’s featured kink: Face-Sitting (aka queening, smothering, and the best way to go out).
🔹 Men love it because:
It’s an intense, up-close experience (best seat in the house!).
It removes any pressure to “perform”—they can just enjoy it.
It taps into dom/sub dynamics, depending on the situation.
🔹 Women hesitate because:
They worry about the angle looking unflattering (it’s not, trust us).
They think they’ll crush their partner (you won’t—if he dies, he dies happy).
It feels like too much focus is on them.
💡 Pro tip: If you’re nervous, start with a light hover and let your partner pull you down. If you hear muffled moaning, congratulations—you’re doing it right. 😏
Would you try it, or does the idea make you cringe? DM us your thoughts.
💪 Muscle Women – The Appeal of Strong Females
Attraction to muscular women is a real thing, and we’re here for it.
🔹 It’s about power and dominance—the idea of being overpowered in bed is hot for many men. 🔹 Some guys just appreciate the hard work and discipline that goes into building that physique. 🔹 Porn trends often pair tiny men with huge women, playing into the fantasy of complete submission.
Whether you’re into lean, toned physiques or full-blown bodybuilders, the appeal of strong women taking control is undeniable. Would you ever let a woman crush your head between her thighs? Be honest.
🙄 Listener Dilemma: “My Boyfriend Is Rubbing My Clit Like He’s Trying to Start a Fire”
A listener wrote in:
📢 “My boyfriend has been trying to please me, but he’s rubbing my clit so aggressively that I think he’s going to decapitate it. I’ve told him to be more gentle, but he still doesn’t get it. Help!”
🚩 This is a common problem. Some guys treat the clit like a scratch card, and it needs to stop.
✔️ Show him how YOU like it. Literally guide his hand. ✔️ Use a lighter touch. It’s a nerve-dense area, not a punching bag. ✔️ If he’s not getting it, make him feel it. (Pro tip: Try aggressively yanking his foreskin and see how he likes it. 😏) ✔️ Communicate DURING sex. Don’t wait until afterward—adjust him in the moment.
If he’s still not listening? That’s a bigger issue than just technique.
🍆 Listener Dilemma: “My Girlfriend Used to Suck My Dick—Now She Won’t”
📢 “When we first got together, my girlfriend gave amazing blowjobs. Now, she refuses, saying my dick is ‘too big.’ Am I the problem?”
Our advice? ✔️ Ask her directly. Is it about size, effort, or just loss of interest? ✔️ Check hygiene. We’re not saying it’s a problem, but… is it a problem? 🤔 ✔️ Negotiate. Would she be open to a compromise (e.g., hand + mouth combo)? ✔️ If she just won’t do it anymore… Ask yourself if that’s a dealbreaker.
Sex should be mutually fulfilling—if your needs aren’t met, it’s worth discussing.
🤣 The Most Unhinged Sex Fails Yet
We asked for the worst bedroom mishaps, and these were our favorites:
🤢 The Vomit Disaster – A drunk guy went down on a girl, felt sick, and threw up all over her vagina.
🐶 The Dog & The Ass-Lick Incident – A guy was mid-missionary when his dog decided to lick his asshole. Instant flop. Instant trauma.
💀 The Condom Horror Story – A woman had sex with a guy, then moved on to someone new… weeks later, she started itching and went to the doctor. Turns out, her old partner’s condom had been inside her for WEEKS. And yes, her new partner had been having sex with her while it was still in there. (We are unwell.)
If you have a worse story, we NEED to hear it.
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That’s a wrap on Episode 7! Got a filthy confession, a ridiculous sex fail, or a kink you need advice on? Submit it anonymously at iotk.fun! 💌
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Until next time… stay kinky! 😈🔥